What is this? Where am I? Is this real life or is this just phantasy?

The last things I remember were that I was on my daily routine within an IT department when I suddenly regonized a bug in the matrix with which I erased myself from the human_entities table via SQL injection of the architects server.

Moments later I stood in a room with a pretty cool looking dude called Neo and consumed one of his fancy red pill he was known for dealing with. Unfortunately the very weak type system got confused and I found myself in the shape of a … Herobird!

Rumors tell that I escaped the matrix in order to free reality from dirty hacks and bring type systems to rescue.

In the matrix, I was a dude who just (finally) got his Bachelor degree in computer science and was working for a Startup that is crafting technology around software verification.
My spare time was sacrifized to subjects such as system programming languages with modern C++ and Rust, crafting compilers, neural networks, general purpose GPU computing and SAT solving.

Expect to hear from me … be prepared!